The Missionary Position
The Failed life of A Mormon Missionary (from the screenplay of The Missionary Position) Jaron Summers © 2008 Chapter One Hollar Nimbell, 60, slept raggedly. He had recently been ordained an apostle...
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Adjal
The Adjal of Jimmy Temple (AJA Damaged Goods) Chapter One I was locking my office just after four on a hot July afternoon when her perfume hit me. Jasmine laced with lime. Only one kind of woman...
View ArticleI’m back already….? Return Trip Effect explained
THE reason the return trip takes less time is that the distance is shorter. This is because our world is shrinking. The only reason for that is that we are entering an ice age. COLD SHRINKS STUFF....
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I gave the cocksucker (who I owe a producing credit to) twenty bucks to convince his boss, a boss with a tube shoved up his ass, that my novel would make a terrific film.
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"So limp over and sit in one, you asshole. You fucking near broke my toe."
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I had heard Dad and Mom talking about finding a religion to provide me with some kind of anchor or moral compass. I suppose my parents feared their seven-year-old was headed for a life of crime and...
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